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Hello 2014

In Let's Talk About It on 01/01/2014 at 12:05 AM

Hi there, If you know anyone who is performing the whole “new year, new me” mantra, know that it is completely understandable to hand them a rope and some pills. No one will judge you. Reading this means you have survived all the bullfuckery, a percentage of humanity decided was absolutely okay to inflict on others. Congratulations, my friend for you have endured….

– Miley Cyrus and her crusty tongue. Was she trying to catch flies or something?


– Rihanna trying to take back the Queen of Trashy Whores crown from Miley with her nauseating “Pour It Up” Video

– Kimye and the fact that they named their child North West… is that supposed to be a baby name or an airline?

– Giovanna Plowman and her period breath

– Ray J’s “I Hit It First”…. more like I hit it 2,587,759th

– Kim Jong-un behaving like Joffrey from Games of Thrones

– Amanda Bynes’s (a.k.a yet another teen star turned hot-ass-mes) and her antics


– The back lash that followed Robin Thicke’s jam “Blurred Lines” explain to me how you’re gonna take an innocent party anthem and then try and claim that it’s promoting rape culture (Just because he said “I know you want it” Da Faq!). Yes the music video objectified women the same way that music videos have been doing for years and the same way that female musicians have been doing for years; Madonna, Beyonce, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj… how comes no body calls them out?

– The bullshit waste of time, eye sight and attention “Bound 2” music video

– Twerking (I don’t think anything else needs to be said)

– Selfie being added to the Oxford Dictionary, this is the Dictionary of Dictionaries….. *shoots self in the head*

– Lily Allen’s “Hard Out Here” being labelled as racist. Apparently people are blind to satire these days

– Beyonce’s Superbowl performance waking up illuminati heads everywhere


*shoots self in the head*

– The beautiful Nina Duvuluri’s winning Miss America and uncovering a bunch of ignorant racist twats on twitter

– The Zimmerman Trial demonstrating that justice is a myth

– The fucking circus that followed the birth of Prince George of Cambridge. As I said before the royal baby is already a royal pain in the ass.

– Sharkeisha. Trending and shit. I don’t see how some bitch punishing a girl off guard (over some boy who is most probably a wasteman) is anything special.

– The Harlem Shake proving that humans really have nothing better to do

– Trisha Paytas’s “Do Dogs Have Brains” video which honestly made me lose hope for humanity. Why can she not do something useful with her mouth…. like suck dick.

– Of course we can’t have this kind of list without including the mother fucking Whoredashians

– And since we started with Miley Cyrus let us end with her. Why did my girl go to the EMAs looking like a prostitute? She looked like a street walker… those are street walker boots


Did I miss any bullfuckery, feel free to talk about it…….

Until we meet again, Miss More.

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