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In Let's Talk About It on 14/02/2017 at 8:10 PM

Hey it’s me again after all this time.

So much has happened since I closed curtains on this blog, I grew up, I’m now at uni, I built up another blog which I eventually closed curtains on as well and I published my first ever poetry anthology called Blue Raptures  (which you can buy now by the way) it can only be described as a twisted trip through my mind.

I know I don’t live here anymore, but this is my baby, I check on this blog often and I’m always shocked that people are still reading the words of my teenage self, so thank you for that. Basically I’m just here to tell you to come through to my new new blog called marriedtotheink . No I don’t do any ranting on that bad boy, I’m a creative blogger now. I post poems and I let people in on the mind of wordsmith, I’m gonna start doing book reviews real soon and just track my growth as a creative. So let me see you over there, don’t be shy and don’t forget to tell me you came from MISSMORETALKS.

Until we meet again, Miss More

 

Miss More Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

In Let's Talk About It on 02/10/2014 at 1:49 PM

Yes, it’s me again. I know I’ve disappeared again as I always do.

I went on holiday so and took a break from life and blogging. I started this other blog that was going to be about serious shit, because there’s many sides to me and Miss More Talks represents only one side of that die. But then I thought about it and I was like forget blogging then I convinced myself that to stop blogging all together. I was just so over blogging for one hot minute.

But now I miss it – A LOT.

So, 96 posts later, I’m starting over. I just want a clean slate, actually two clean slates if you think about it. One of them is called Death by Dreaming. Me and my girl made it ages ago, it was supposed to be dedicated to creative writing but we never really got into it. So now I’m hijacking it. That’s gonna be my new home (well one of them at least). The other blog, I feel like I’m not ready for, I feel like I can’t really put my all in it so I’m just laying off it until I’m prepared to make it epic. So until then Death by Dreaming is my baby.

DD; the world is fucked, details don’t matter.

I’m gonna just do what I was doing here all along and maybe a little more. But I’m gonna do it better. I’m gonna have direction. I’m gonna be bad ass. I might just buy the site if I can be bothered. No I haven’t started posting – YET.

Check me out in the very very near future deathbydreaming.wordpress.com

Why is it called Death by Dreaming you ask. The answer is why not.

See you soon, Miss More.

Why I Don’t Wear Make-Up

In Let's Talk About It on 14/05/2014 at 11:32 PM

No. I am not a make-up hater. I just don’t like the idea of walking out my house with a mask on my face. Plus, I am hella confident. And no, I don’t walk around as if I own the world. I walk around as if I own myself.

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What has inspired this post? I think it’s the whole “no make up selfie” campaign, it baffled me how some of those women were making out that taking a picture with your face bare was  a huuuuge deal. And then I realised that it is in fact big deal. Us women have set these utterly ridiculous standards of beauty, that no one even knows the point any more.

Don’t get me wrong, I understand the point of make up, to various extents it enhances what you already have going on. But why has it been incorporated into a woman’s every day routine? Why is going barefaced seen as something that’s out of this world? Ask your self that the next time you’re in front of the mirror putting devices that look like torture devices near your face.

My skin is not perfect. In fact it’s no where near perfect. I’ve been battling with acne for a while now and I am presently winning the war (Sudocrem my darling, Sudocrem!). Yet I don’t have the first clue about foundation or concealer or whatever the hell women put on their face to even out the skin tone.  On the bright side, my eyebrows are literary perfect, so I don’t even tweeze them. The only “grooming” I do on my face is of course wash, moisturise with cocoa butter (what else is there), wear a Sudocrem face mask as well as coconut oil on my lips at night not forgetting I brush my lips for that extra softness.

I’ll admit that I do own two mascaras (which I wear about once a year), one that I permanently borrowed from my mum, the other that my mum gave to me because she bough make up sets for a crazy low price. And my lips are quite (very) nice so I’m all about my lip stuff, I do own only 4 lip products. The first a lip gloss that came with the mascara, it’s not my colour nor the colour of anyone I know so it currently just chills in my bathroom cabinet. The second is a lip balm on stick, I absolutely love it. The second is another lip gloss, that I wear every now, now and then, people often mistake it for lipstick. Lastly I have the classic, Vaseline because as we all know Vaseline makes a black girl’s world go round.

And that is what would be in my make-up bag, if I had one. So, why don’t I wear make up. The reasons are pretty simple, in no particular order….

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1. I don’t like the idea of basing how I look, on something that can easily be wiped away with a Kleenex.

2. I’ve worn make-up before, while I was doing performing arts in secondary school. Maaaaan, I felt like I was wearing a mask.

3. I value sleep.

4. Lip gloss gets everywhere. I can’t even begin to imagine the horror of  full on make-up.

5. I like  being  able to just splash some water on my face during the day for the sake of waking me up, without even a second thought.

6. I can look up at the sky while it rains. (Seriously, I do that sometimes)

7. I touch my face way too much, to walk around with a mask on my face. E.g. rubbing my eyes is precious.

8.  I can’t help but feel as if make-up will only butcher my skin. I don’t trust none of these cosmetic companies. Look at all the trash they put in our food alone, what the hell do they put in cosmetics?

9. I am a bit of a natural to the core girl.

10. I was raised knowing that beauty does not lay in a make up bag,

With all that said, I think one day in the distant future I’ll be bored enough to buy some cheap ass make up and practice for when I’m going out somewhere, because as I said before, I understand the point of make up.  But would I put it  in my regular everyday routine…. NAH. Tell me, why exactly do you wear make-up, I’m curious.

Until we meet again, Miss More.

I require some assistance.

In Let's Talk About It on 29/04/2014 at 3:49 PM

This is my girl Lauren. I lurve her. If she was a chocolate cookie, all that would be left of her is crumbs on the table. One of the things I respect about her is the fact that she knows how to chase her dreams, and this is one of them. A play about rape culture and the issue of consent that clouds over our society. Lauren is legit (award winning and all that) and she wants to do this properly, she wants to conduct the interviews, do the research and create something as brilliant as it is reflective (it’s only in her nature). So help my girl out =D

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I write stuff.

Hey. So as some people may be aware I am a playwright.

I want to write a play discussing rape culture (specifically victim blaming) and the effects it has victims, the horrible people that commit the crimes and society in general.

I want to create a really broad and inclusive representation of the topic because I feel it is important to include every opinion and experience possible to have a real impact on an audience.

To do this I need to do a tonne of research and, so far, online sources have served me well but I need something more personal. I need to completely understand as many perspectives as possible to give create something that will influence and make the audience question mainstream beliefs.

So I am asking everyone for help!

I want to hear from anyone with an opinion, an experience or questions. I need to know what…

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My Top Ten Favorite Love Songs

In Let's Talk About It on 24/04/2014 at 5:03 PM

Love Song; a song that portrays the feelings and emotions that come with falling in love, the experience of joy, thrill, happiness, bliss but also the uncertainty, struggle and insecurities. Making this list literary gave me a headache, I just couldn’t decide on the order. I’m a part of the cyber generation but as you will see, my music tastes aren’t what you’d expect. I hope that one day I’ll experiences the kind of love portrayed in the masterpiece.

Here it goes…

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10. Without You, Lana Del Rey

Tell me life is beautiful,
They all think I have it all.
I’m nothing without you.

09. Ordinary People, John Legend

And though love sometimes hurts
I still put you first

08. Can’t Keep My Eyes Off Of You, Lauryn Hill

Pardon the way that I stare.
There’s nothing else to compare.

07. (Night Time Is) The Right Time, Ray Charles

When I come home baby now
(night and day)
I want you to hold my hand
(night and day)

06. Video Games, Lana Del Rey

They say that the world was built for two
Only worth living if somebody is loving you
Baby, now you do

05. Hallelujah, I Just Love Her So, Ray Charles

Hey mama, don’t you treat me wrong
Come and love your daddy all night long

04. Stir It Up, Bob Marley

 It’s been a long, long time, yeah!
(stir it, stir it, stir it together)
Since I got you on my mind.

03. Turn Your Lights Down Low, Bob Marley & The Wailers

Ooh, I love you
And I want you to know right now

02. (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman, Aretha Franklin

I didn’t know just what was wrong with me
‘Til your kiss helped me name it

01. Nothing Even Matters, Lauryn Hill ft. D’Angelo

You’re part of my identity
I sometimes have the tendency
To look at you religiously

What are your favorite love songs? Until we meet again, Miss More.

Hello 2014

In Let's Talk About It on 01/01/2014 at 12:05 AM

Hi there, If you know anyone who is performing the whole “new year, new me” mantra, know that it is completely understandable to hand them a rope and some pills. No one will judge you. Reading this means you have survived all the bullfuckery, a percentage of humanity decided was absolutely okay to inflict on others. Congratulations, my friend for you have endured….

– Miley Cyrus and her crusty tongue. Was she trying to catch flies or something?

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– Rihanna trying to take back the Queen of Trashy Whores crown from Miley with her nauseating “Pour It Up” Video

– Kimye and the fact that they named their child North West… is that supposed to be a baby name or an airline?

– Giovanna Plowman and her period breath

– Ray J’s “I Hit It First”…. more like I hit it 2,587,759th

– Kim Jong-un behaving like Joffrey from Games of Thrones

– Amanda Bynes’s (a.k.a yet another teen star turned hot-ass-mes) and her antics

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– The back lash that followed Robin Thicke’s jam “Blurred Lines” explain to me how you’re gonna take an innocent party anthem and then try and claim that it’s promoting rape culture (Just because he said “I know you want it” Da Faq!). Yes the music video objectified women the same way that music videos have been doing for years and the same way that female musicians have been doing for years; Madonna, Beyonce, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj… how comes no body calls them out?

– The bullshit waste of time, eye sight and attention “Bound 2” music video

– Twerking (I don’t think anything else needs to be said)

– Selfie being added to the Oxford Dictionary, this is the Dictionary of Dictionaries….. *shoots self in the head*

– Lily Allen’s “Hard Out Here” being labelled as racist. Apparently people are blind to satire these days

– Beyonce’s Superbowl performance waking up illuminati heads everywhere

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*shoots self in the head*

– The beautiful Nina Duvuluri’s winning Miss America and uncovering a bunch of ignorant racist twats on twitter

– The Zimmerman Trial demonstrating that justice is a myth

– The fucking circus that followed the birth of Prince George of Cambridge. As I said before the royal baby is already a royal pain in the ass.

– Sharkeisha. Trending and shit. I don’t see how some bitch punishing a girl off guard (over some boy who is most probably a wasteman) is anything special.

– The Harlem Shake proving that humans really have nothing better to do

– Trisha Paytas’s “Do Dogs Have Brains” video which honestly made me lose hope for humanity. Why can she not do something useful with her mouth…. like suck dick.

– Of course we can’t have this kind of list without including the mother fucking Whoredashians

– And since we started with Miley Cyrus let us end with her. Why did my girl go to the EMAs looking like a prostitute? She looked like a street walker… those are street walker boots

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Did I miss any bullfuckery, feel free to talk about it…….

Until we meet again, Miss More.

50 Random Facts About Me

In Let's Talk About It on 04/11/2013 at 1:19 PM

I believe this needs no introduction.

1. Maisha More is not my real name

2. I suffer from APS; Acute Procrastination Syndrome

3. Bob Marley gives me life!

4. I have about a million voices in my head, how crazy does that make me?

5. Me and earrings have this connection that no one can understand

6. I am obsessed with Lions

7. I don’t wear make-up

8. I have 775 and counting songs on my phone

9. I tend to work very well under pressure

10. I’m in my late teens

11. I spend 60% of my day laughing about this or that because I surround myself with very entertaining people

 12. have 4 beauty spots on my right arm

13. Most of my friends enjoy blaming me for the corruption of their “innocence”

14. I am not psycho. AT ALL.

15. I’m a big texter, please don’t call me unless you’re dead or in danger of dying

16. I am the polar opposite of shy and insecure

17. I’m taller than my mum. By about an inch or so.

18. I speak fluent Swahili.

19. I’m definitely dreamer

20. I am a bonafide poet and have been published in several anthologies under my real name **** *******

21. To me brown is the new black

22. My “best friend’s” first & last name literally translates to Moon Light

23. My reading tastes ranges from Meg Cabot to Leo Tolstoy

24. I love old people.

25. I have a ridiculous sweet tooth

26. My favorite movie is Johnny Mad Dog

27. I am a Queen in the art of ranting.

28. I like in Birmingham, England. Yaaay.

29. The worst book I’ve read is To Marry A Prince by Sophie Page

30. When I first heard of the flesh eating drug Krokodil, my first thought was “That’s a great way to torture someone”. Told you I’m not psycho.

31. I’m the kind of person who stays up to unholy hours  of the night debating. With myself.

32. Drama is another one of my passion

33. I live in blue, purple, pink, green, black, brown & gold

34. To go against a stereotype; I’m black & I prefer fish

35. I have read over 300 books in my life

36. I am terribly impatient

37. I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to creativity, I don’t want a full stop out of place

38. I disowned maths the minute I found out that I got a B in my GCSEs

39. I have chocolate brown eyes with  black outlines that only show up in the sun

40. I have an incredibly dark mind, sometimes I honestly worry about myself

41. I love watching documentaries full stop

42. The last documentary I watched was about middle aged virgins

43. Azealia Banks is my favourite female rapper

44. I’m an English student but I can’t spell to save my life

45. I can be  crazy sarcastic

46. One of my favourite rap line is “cause you are getting fucked if you’re not on top” Wretch 32 in Game Over Reloaded

47. My parents have about 10 kazatrillion siblings between them but I’m an only child

48. Bags will be the end of me

49. I think I’m  dangerously addicted to water

50. The best thing someone can be in my opinion is honest, honest in how they act, speak & honest about how they feel

So, do we have anything in common? Love, Miss More..

That One Time…. (The Kind of Friends I Have)

In Let's Talk About It on 21/09/2013 at 4:39 PM

These are just some of the highlights with some of my closest friends. I kinda kinda love them.

1. That one time my friend forgot that snow is wet

2. That one time my friend saw that it was raining and decided that the best protection for it was a hat.

3. That one time my friend in-boxed me to inform me that she had just had the best chicken burger of her life and wanted to share her happiness with me. Really. Really girl.

4. That one time my friend looked in the mirror and said…. “my hair is having a mental breakdown”

5. That one time my friend made my breast dance to  the chorus of Rack City by Tyga

6. That one time I made my friend watch Two Girls, One Cup and she looked like she was giving birth and having a heart attack at the same time

7. That one time my friend said that her imaginary boyfriend tells her to fuck off when she complains about sex

8. That one time me and my girl Hena Bryan from Our Achievement Counts found these pictures of Robert Pattinson and were literally on the rolling floor laughing, the first time you see them is so beautiful.

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Love, Miss More.

10 Types of People In Life

In Let's Talk About It on 16/08/2013 at 9:00 AM

Many of us are whores from something, do you recognise anyone….

1. The Mirror Whore

She is basically vain as hell, every time she looks at a mirror she has to stop and seduce it.

2. The Attention Whore

She will say and do anything to have eyes on her. Basically any bitch like Giovanna Plowman

3. The Social Networks Whore

She is always on facebook or twitter, or instragram or whatever the hell. The only life she has is in cyber world, she would move there if she could.

4. The Sight Whore

She looks like a tragic accident, as if all the mirrors in her house done broke. She is does not live the original whore’s lifestyle but parades herself in the attire.

5. The Material Whore

Now, she doesn’t want the world, oh no, she wants Mars and Jupiter in the deal. Designer this. Designer that.

6. The All Things Fake Whore

This bitch buys her mirror image from a shop. She can go and be like ” I want, that ones eye colour, that ones hair, that ones nails, that ones lips, that ones bone structure, that ones eyebrows, that ones butt, her skin tone….” When she gets ready in the morning, she becomes a whole other person.

7. The Product Whore

Jenna Marbles calls this disease goo hording. Let her elaborate… Things I Don’t Understand About Girls

8. The Make Up Whore
Now, she feels the need to slap on approximately 27,520,603 layers of make up on her face.

9. The Internet Whore (Cyber Slut)
She puts pictures on the internet looking like a street walker & she talks like a porn star to anyone who will listen – on the internet.

10. The Fame Whore

Bitches like Rihanna, Kim K, Katie Price, Kat Stacks. These creatures have little to talent so they have to rely on sever attention whoring to make a name and money. In some cases these creatures have something to offer but they fall off the sanity wagon e.i. Amanda Bynes

For The Ladies; How To Get A Boyfriend

In Let's Talk About It on 06/08/2013 at 4:24 PM

If you clicked on this post because you were curious about what I was going to say, then that’s cool. But, if you are single and unsuccessfully searching for the love of your life and what not and you came here to actually get tips, you had your notebook on the ready and willing to try whatever “advice” I could give you.  Be honest with yourself. If I just described you, then there is your problem.

Why do women go to other women to find out what men want? It makes no sense what so ever. And the thing a lot of this women you look up to for guidance don’t have boyfriends themselves. WTF. If you wanted to charm a snake, would you take the advise of someone who is not a snake-charmer but it’s okay because she watches others charm snakes so you know she has experience. That is exactly what you’re doing.

With all that said, please consider the following…..

Stop getting advise from your clueless girlfriends, stop being so desperate to find someone and find yourself, do you even know who you are? If not then why the hell should someone else spend time finding out. And for the love of God, don’t just sit on your ass and expect for Mr. Perfect to magically manifest before your eyes on a random Saturday night, with flowers, chocolates and a CD mix of love songs he put together with you in mind. Last but not least do not play pussy games a.k.a the how long can I make him wait games because as Kain Carter said “no matter how long you make him wait, if he get’s it eventually, he’s still won” well, not exactly but it’s something to that effect.

Love, Miss More

Ten Stupid Phrases & Sayings.

In Let's Talk About It on 04/05/2013 at 4:37 PM

Hey, it’s me again. How is you? This post needs no introductions, in no particular order let’s go……

1. “When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade”

I understand the message this saying is trying to give but, what the fuck else are you supposed to make with lemons…. porridge?

2. “Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life”

The thing is, everyday is the first day of the rest of your life, that is just pure common sense.

3. “It’s Always In The Last Place You Look”

Duh.

4. “Pride Is The Worst Thing A Person Can Have”

Ever heard of AIDS?

5. “You Only Live Once”

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(The sad thing is, this saying when used correctly can be very effective but like most things that are good in life this generation have pissed on it)

6. “You Never Know What You’ve Got Until It’s Gone”

Errrmmm…. you knew exactly what you had, you just thought you’d never lose it, so you took it for granted and now, you look like a bitch.

7. “Money Can’t Buy Love”

Yes it can, it’s just that money can’t buy unconditional love. That love evaporates and condenses when you no longer have the means to pay for it.

8. “Everything Happens For A Reason”

Oh shit. I never knew they was such things as “causes”

9. “Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover”

Who the fuck came up with this? If you go to the library looking for a book about the solar system, why would you reach for a book with a picture of cooking ingredients that reads “100 Great Recipes”? And yes I know that the saying has a “deeper” meaning, the thing is that deeper meaning is ALSO stupid.

10. “I Could Care Less”

If you have actually said this phrase in real life to express just how much you don’t care about something…. go kill yourself.

That’s it people of the internet, tell me what you guys thing and what other pointless sayings irk you.

Stay Beautiful. Love, Miss More.  

Nothing But the Truth.

In Let's Talk About It on 23/04/2013 at 10:43 AM

Lexa Knows….

When… (those IsThisLife? moments)

In Let's Talk About It on 14/03/2013 at 11:13 PM

Hey it’s me again, welcome to my new post. I’m sure that you can relate to at least one of these.

Let’s go…

1. When you see that HOT girl in school without make up & you want to wash your eyes out with acid.

2. When you do something wrong and your parents state that this is “their house” but when “their house” needs cleaning or something “their house” magically turns into “YOUR house”

3. When  something that’s normally readily available just seems to go on vacation when you actually want it.

4. When you wake up in the middle of the night because you need the toilet, but can’t be bothered to get up, so proceed to debate with yourself whether or not you should go for like 2o minutes and then end up going anyways.

5. When you end up on completely random videos on Youtube through the recommendations.

6. When the day you don’t have your umbrella, is the day it decides to pour down rain.

7. When you realise that, that boy you thought was cute is the definition of a prick.

8. When you fall in love with a dress and can’t find your size.

9. When that girl who is so whatever thinks she’s nice just because she has weave.

10. When you’re out with some friends and they manage to get into an argument with some random waste people just when you’re about to go home & you have to stay with them to keep the peace.

11. When your little angel cousins turn rude and you have to physically restrain yourself from knocking their teeth out.

12. When someone who stinks like a sewer just had to get on your bus.

13. When you run into one of your parents friends and they seem to know you’re entire life story but you don’t know who the hell they are, so you have to smile, nod and laugh – A LOT  for  a minimum of 15 minutes.

14. When the wind rapes your hair.

15. When you’re stomach imitate thunder in the middle of a lesson.

16. When you finally buy that dress you’ve been lusting over for weeks and in a couple days it goes on sale and you can’t seem to find the receipt.

17. When you’re alarm rings just when you was beginning to fall asleep after a sleepless night.

18. When those beautiful heels you completely adore choke your feet after about 5 minutes of wearing them.

19. When that dress looked so much better at the store.

20. When you have a really bad cold and all you want is some ice cream.

21. When random men come up at you and say they want to be “your friend”.

22. When you realise that the man you swear you love is a fictional character.

If you not even one of these have happened to you, then you have not lived yet! Welcome to my life.

Comment, Like, Follow, Stay beautiful.

Love, Miss More.

That Stuff I HATE & Don’t Understand

In Let's Talk About It on 16/02/2013 at 2:41 AM

I have recently realised that a lot of things in life generally cheese me off. This is therapy….

1. I hate me & my boyfriend girls. You know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s as if these girls have no life outside their relationships (to be frank that’s fine by me it’s their life) but why in the hell do they feel the need to rape my ears with their endless me and my boyfriend talk.

2. I don’t understand what possesses bitches to spend their fathers money on YOLO leggings. YOLO. Leggings. YOLO FUCKING LEGGINGS. Is this life? Out of all the YOLO merchandise, the legging just overkill in ridiculousness.

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3. I hate the fact that a lot of these male characters that girls are supposed to swoon over in fiction are utter pricks. Would you like some evidence?

Edward Cullen & Jacob Black – PRICK. Gideon Cross – PRICK. Christian Grey – PRICK. Patch – PRICK.  Damon Salvatore – PRICK.

Need I say more? I you’re American: a prick is basically a dick.

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4. I don’t understand how a parent can get to the point, where their little 4 year old child can raise hell in a supermarket, because of a chocolate bar. WTF. If that was God forbid my child, I’d get them the chocolate, take them home and beat the daylight out of them.

5. I hate seeing boys, wearing trousers that are practically cascading to their knees. That aint cute. Especially when they have dirty underwear with battle scars and all that.

6. I don’t understand how black girls come to conclusion that rainbow weave and extensions looks good. Yes hair is art. But that on your head is not art….. it’s a hot mess 3801

7. I hate how people acted when Michael Jackson died. They were these girls in my English class & a few weeks before MJ died, they were seriously bad mouthing him, on about how he’s a rapist, a child molester, a freak, on about how much they hate him blah blah blah. After he died, these same bitches were talking about how much they’ve loved him since forever. Like WTF. It’s one thing having respect for the dead but it’s another thing to be FAKE as HELL.

8. I don’t understand how someone can carry a fetus in their stomach for 9 months and decide to give it some ridiculous name. That should be classified as child abused. 3 categories of cruel baby names exist.

A) Celebrity Baby Names – imagine there are real life people out their called; Audio Science, Moxie Crimefighter, Pilot Inspektor & my personal favourite… Tu Morrow.

B) Ghetto Black Names – these are just freakin’ stupid and reliable sources tell me that they are real life names; Limousina, Reignbow, Starkeisha, Shavondalyn,  Moquefa, Fonquisha…… is this life?

C) Simply Ridiculous – these come about when parents make an epic fail out of trying to be unique, we have; J’dore, Yoga, Zealand, Aero, Google (yes, you read right) and Exodus.

Now I’m sure you understand why this is child abuse.

9. As an extension to #2 I don’t understand how bitches came to the conclusion that leggings are trousers. That shit ain’t cute. 

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10. I hate how society complains about the high sexual content in the media, while refusing to acknowledge the fact that, the only reason why there is so much sex in the media is because we eat that ish up like it’s Christmas dinner. Until society disowns sex in the media, there will be sex in the media: simple mathematics.

That’s part one finished, trust me I could write a freakin’ novel about stuff I hate and don’t understand. What cheeses you off about life?

Stay beautiful. Love, Miss More.

Hello 2013

In Let's Talk About It on 31/12/2012 at 11:02 PM

If you’re reading this then you are a survivor of….

· The bullshit end of the word prediction, which proved that a large majority of humans are stupid as frig

· The last twilight movie

· Jelena melodrama

· Lindsay Lohan

· Miley Cyrus cutting her hair turning into a hot topic, which proved that people need to get their own lives

· Kirsten Stewart’s cheating scandal

· 50 Shades Mania, this trilogy just pissed me off

· Nicki Minaj contaminating the airwaves (W in TF are starships & how exactly does one pound an alarm), this bitch needs to die.

· Fucking YOLO raping the ears of earthlings who possess common sense

· Hunger Games, being a freakin’ disappointment

· 2 Chainz, who is in the running for the worse rapper of all time

· Rack city bitch rack rack city bitch, (one of) the most bullshit song ever.

· Call Me freakin’ Maybe, which may be just as stupid as Starships, has anybody actually taken time to look at the lyrics? Humans

· Shit — Say videos

· Fuckin’ Rihanna just being everywhere like herpes, just when you think she’s gone and taking a rest, she comes back again. 7 albums in 8 years. Really! Really Rihanna?

· One fucking Direction taking over the world, Harry Styles is HOT though…. Zain ain’t so bad either. The rest are just irrelevant.

· That KONY2012 crap

· Kim Kardashian & family, these bitches need to die too

· And much much more

So congratulations my friend. May all the odds in 2013 be in your favor. I wish you love and happiness and all things that are good and holy in life. Thank you for all of those who have taken the time to check my blog out and if you’ve just come across it, here is and idea….  check out the rest of this blog, promise it’s worth it. I’m planning on putting some serious work on this thing, NEW views on life, NEW rants, NEW book reviews, sooo excited!  HAPPY NEW YEAR MY PEOPLES!

Love, Miss More

Guess Who’s Been Nominated For A Blog Award?

In Let's Talk About It on 04/12/2012 at 7:36 PM

God bless Stephyy a billion times over for giving me…. ME! my first ever blog award nomination. Words can’t hold how happy I was when I found out and how happy I still am as I’m writing this. To think that people reads my ramblings and finds them worthy of an award just fills me with joy, even if I don’t win, I’ll still be a very very happy girl. Thank you Stephyy for nominating me for a Liebster Blog Award. Go check this chick out… stepintothecruz.wordpress.com And thank you to all of you who who read my shit, I love you all.

So what exactly is the Liebster Blog Award?

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It’s an award that started in Germany. This award gives small bloggers the recognition they rightfully deserve for their hard work. A fellow blogger bestows it to someone who they think has a worthy and inspiring blog.

1) Post eleven facts about yourself
2) Answer the questions the tagger has set for you and create eleven questions for people you’ve nominated
3) Choose eleven people to give this award to (with less than 200 followers) and link them in your post
4) Go to their page and tell them
5) Remember, no tag backs.

11 Facts About Me

  1. Lugha yangu ya kwanza ni kiswahili (my first language is swahili)
  2. I swear I’m allergic to going to bed before 10 pm
  3. I can’t survive without hand cream
  4. As well as a blogger I am a writer & a poet
  5. Dangly earrings are my official signature accessory
  6. I have a photo collection of over 300 designer dresses & random photo shoots (got bored during the summer)
  7. I’m sooooooo lazy & I’m the biggest procrastinator going. If your bad, I’m worse.
  8. My blog started as a summer project
  9. Apart from reading and ranting on the Internet I enjoy video editing and making TV shows in my head amongst other things
  10. I am a mAd on so many levels. Ask anyone.
  11. I’m a no drama kind of girl

Stepphy’s Questions

1. What is your worst habit to break? 

Procrastinating. Especially when it comes to my academic career, I leave all my school work until the day before. One time I did my final history 1,500 essay, in less than 24 hours stayed up all night. Got an A* for it but the stress killed me

2. f you could turn back time what would you want to change?

I would stop Portugal (the first European country to sail to Africa) going into modern day Ghana.

3. If your life was a movie, what would you have it named?

That Mad Girl (coming soon to a a theater no where near you)

4. How do you see yourself 10-20 years from now?

I see myself living in my county of origin, married with 4 kids,  headmistress of my own school, CEO of film production company & CEO of a solar power company. And rich too. And if I wanna push it president of my own country, politics aren’t my thing though.

5. What would your superhero name and powers be?

I’d be able to freeze time, something that I fantasise about all the time. I wouldn’t be a super hero, I’m too lazy, I would rob banks though.

6. If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?

Do you stay in contact with the friends you loved when you was 16?

7. What was your childhood nickname?

Never had one (nickname)

8. What scares you the most and why?

I’m shit scared of dogs. Wherever I am they decide to appear. They’re always looking at me like they wanna eat me. I hate them.

9. Are you usually late, early or right on time?

I can never be right on time. I’m always early or late. I’d say I’m more early than late. I hate being late

10. If you could do anything OR wish for anything that would come true,what would you wish for?

I wish I could be the president of my country of origin, so I can fix shit up.

11. What is your favorite part of the human body and why?

I’m a complete eye perv. I have these really nice honey brown eyes, with black outlining that chose to come out when the sun shine & since I like in England that is not often. So I always perv on others eyes, I love the different colours and depth. Eyes also express more than words can. Even when I write stories, eye details are always the first thing I give to my characters.

Questions for my nominees. It’s about to get real. 

  1. What is your favorite saying?
  2. Would you rather be boiled alive or barbecued alive on a hot sunny day? (I told you I’m mad). Why?
  3. Do you have an i-pod or songs on your phone or your computer? Hit shuffle. What song comes up.
  4. If you could be any animal that walks or has walked this earth what would you be? Why?
  5. What is the best advice you can give me & anyone reading this?
  6. Who is the closet person you have to a role model?
  7. Why did you start blogging?
  8. Best book you’ve ever read?
  9. What topic could you talk about for eternity?
  10. What are you wearing right now?
  11. Describe your self in THREE words….

My nominees check them out…….

letsmakesomethingbeautiful.wordpress.com

lebensstilblog.wordpress.com

kushiteprince.wordpress.com

closetcast.com

glitzgirlzglamourguide.com

bougieblackgirl.com

sarahgetscritical.wordpress.com

superqueen.wordpress.com

pollysshortattentionspan.wordpress.com

thewhyquestions.wordpress.com

creativeshadows.wordpress.com

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