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The Royal Baby Is Already A Royal Pain In The Ass

In Rants on 25/07/2013 at 11:57 PM

Dear media,
A baby climbed out of a vagina…. booh the fuck who. Why must you bombarded me with news that I didn’t ask for? I blame Americans because when they care about something they feel the need to shove it down everyone’s throat.

Why is anyone calling this baby the future King; we all know that good old diamond jubilee Liz isn’t gonna drop any century soon. Is there even a point of the monarchy anyways. All the royal family do is smile, wave their hands and fill up toilets, on our taxes.

Dear people of the world,
This baby is just that – a baby. Little George Alexander Louis does nothing but cry, sleep, shit, eat, wiggle it’s feet. Why in the frig are you all running around like headless chickens.

Dear Prince George,
Have a blessed life and make sure I don’t have to read about it every 2 minutes. And please do make sure that you are eligible to be perved on, if I have to see your face plastered everywhere, at least make yours a sight to behold (and to throw panties at).

  1. […] – The fucking circus that followed the birth of Prince George of Cambridge. As I said before the royal baby is already a royal pain in the ass. […]


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