Miss More

Ten Stupid Phrases & Sayings.

In Let's Talk About It on 04/05/2013 at 4:37 PM

Hey, it’s me again. How is you? This post needs no introductions, in no particular order let’s go……

1. “When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade”

I understand the message this saying is trying to give but, what the fuck else are you supposed to make with lemons…. porridge?

2. “Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life”

The thing is, everyday is the first day of the rest of your life, that is just pure common sense.

3. “It’s Always In The Last Place You Look”

Duh.

4. “Pride Is The Worst Thing A Person Can Have”

Ever heard of AIDS?

5. “You Only Live Once”

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(The sad thing is, this saying when used correctly can be very effective but like most things that are good in life this generation have pissed on it)

6. “You Never Know What You’ve Got Until It’s Gone”

Errrmmm…. you knew exactly what you had, you just thought you’d never lose it, so you took it for granted and now, you look like a bitch.

7. “Money Can’t Buy Love”

Yes it can, it’s just that money can’t buy unconditional love. That love evaporates and condenses when you no longer have the means to pay for it.

8. “Everything Happens For A Reason”

Oh shit. I never knew they was such things as “causes”

9. “Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover”

Who the fuck came up with this? If you go to the library looking for a book about the solar system, why would you reach for a book with a picture of cooking ingredients that reads “100 Great Recipes”? And yes I know that the saying has a “deeper” meaning, the thing is that deeper meaning is ALSO stupid.

10. “I Could Care Less”

If you have actually said this phrase in real life to express just how much you don’t care about something…. go kill yourself.

That’s it people of the internet, tell me what you guys thing and what other pointless sayings irk you.

Stay Beautiful. Love, Miss More.  

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  1. You are right.jalal

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  2. What’s wrong with “I could care less” I realize that by saying that phrase it actually emphasizes just how much a person cares and totally has the opposite meaning but still…”go kill yourself” is a bit harsh.

    Lol I’m still laughing at how you judge No.9

    I like your explanation of No. 7 and so totally agree. Unconditional and irrevocable love is a hard thing to find, unless it’s between family and most of the time that’s messed up too, some peolpe fool themselves into thinking “Oh I don’t love my husband because he’s rich” and then when he goes bankrupt it’s “We have to think of the children” or some other lame excuse

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