Miss More

Make-Up Abusers

In Rants on 18/02/2013 at 9:16 PM

Hi, it’s me again. Just a couple hours ago, me & my friend had this hilarious conversation about cake faces up in our college & she said something that had me on the floor. I quote…. “there is a difference between wearing make up and looking like you got raped by a packet of felt tips….”

I died.

You know that stage in childhood when girls get into boys and make up &  fashion & little friendship groups and shit? I skipped that stage big time, I had no time for bitches & small small boys who still smelled of breast milk, honestly to this day – I don’t. For that reason, I personally know nothing about make up. I honestly can’t be bothered with that shit, but I don’t look down on any girl who makes the choice of putting on make up. I do however look down on bitches who wear waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much make up.


Really! Really Bitch?

Side Note – Let’s just clarify what a bitch means to me cause I use that word a lot.

Bitch: A male or female who is an embarrassment to the human population. If someone is worth the WTF look for whatever reason or under any circumstance – they are a bitch. On the other hand, you have a Bad Bitch and that is a female who is worth a salute, like me for example (jokes)

Somebody needs to explain to me what bitches have to gain from wearing practically eight thousand, five hundred and sixty four million layers of make up. I am walking around in my college and seeing clowns, actual clowns. Miss More does not lie. In the summer, in the heat, bitches be stripping like professional in the streets but bitches still choose to go full out with make up, looking like zombies. Layer, up on layer, up on layer of makeup. In the freakin’ rain bitches are still investing time in the morning to bake their faces when bitches know that it’s all gonna run off when they go outside. Is it for men? Because that’s pointless: no body wants go kiss someone and step back with their partner’s entire face on their face. Make up abusers understand, that stuff is ruining your skin, you’re just gonna end up using more and more to cover up the damage it does to your skin, creating an endless circle of you investing your time just so you can look like a hot ass mess.

And then you have the bitches who can’t even put that stuff on in the first place. Seriously. STOP. Dear reader, do not let your friends walk out their house looking like this –


That shit right there is NOT CUTE. I keep on seeing more and more of these girls who look like their 3 year old sister played dress up on them. Enough said.

I feel so sorry for the girls who can’t leave their houses without make up but I still wanna bitch slap them because they abuse it. But on a serious note, I class that as a disease. Parents should be teaching their children from the crib that they do not need make up to look beautiful or to attract men. Yes, make up is art and you know it can add a little or a lot of something something to the outfit, the rare times I wear make up it truly added to the look. Further more, make up can enhance your beauty, like say if you have nice eyes, eye liner can make them pop out even more. With all that said: ” there is a difference between wearing make up and looking like you got raped by a packet of felt tips” and these bitches have Usain Bolted past that line. That line is so far away the line is a dot to them. (that’s right I’m quoting Joey from Friends).

Ladies, fix up with the make up business. Stop making me feel ill, this one time is saw this woman near my house, believe me when I tell you, she looked like she had 10 pounds of make up on her face, it looked so wrong on her, it didn’t even match her complexions, it made me want to throw up, just thinking about it make me feel ill. What the hell are these bitches doing with their lives?

 What do you think about this problem-o? The floor is yours. Oh yeah, I’ve been doing so much blogging lately because it’s the holidays & I’m just in the mood, to rant on the world wide web. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Stay beautiful. Love, Miss More.

  1. I’m also one who baulks at make-up. Outside the realms of theatre and performance, I don’t really see the benefit of it and those who do the ‘au naturel’ look make less sense to me. Why not just – wear no make-up? Also, it’s rather comedogenic and astringent to the skin. However, I do agree that the funniest people are those who laden on the rouge with more zeal than they do with sandwich filling for bread. They make clowns look ‘au naturel’ in comparison and instead of enhancing the person’s features, it’s more counteractive by uglifying the person.


  2. Gimmie some flame, Ima light that house right up 🙂


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